You know that if scientists discovered we live in a simulation, people would just meme about it.
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“You have to learn to get up from the table when love is not being served.”— Nina Simone
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I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story
I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life
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if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment
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someone has waited their entire career to use this headline
Scientist should say something else
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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
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Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
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